September 23, 2003

I hate hotel bathrooms

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I hate hotel bathrooms. Have I made it clear exactly how much I hate hotel bathrooms?? Most of you are familiar with the "finger" incident. Well last night, I was hopping out of bed to turn off the light in the hotel bathroom and thwacked my fourth toe into the wall. I think I broke it. I hate hotel bathrooms. I must be getting old and starting to lose my youthful limberness and nimbleness. Is this what it’s like getting old and slowly losing control of your large motor skills?

posted by Damon @ 7:14 am |

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So you going to take pictures of that too??

By EMHARTon 09.23.03 11:03 am

Naw, dude, that’s nasty! I don’t want to take pictures of my feet…

By Damonon 09.23.03 4:42 pm

Oh….not NEARLY as bad as your finger!

By Anonymouson 09.24.03 3:36 pm

Furthur evidence that you’re limiting your dating pool to medical students. Not that I mind terribly. :)

By Son 09.24.03 10:24 pm

And you need spell check on this thing. :)

By Anonymouson 09.24.03 10:26 pm

Our Spider Man ain’t growing old,
Just a bum rap he’s been sold.
The man is workin’ him to the bone,
Sayin’ you ain’t got no home!

Live out of a hotel, he rings the bell;
askin if he can stay a night,
it’s like kryptonite!

These hotel bathrooms are lame,
this ain’t no game.
We’re growin’ old,
all he’s got in the fridge is mold.

So leave me alone, I got a home.
Don’t call me a slob, I just need a job!

By Tommyon 09.25.03 12:28 am

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I hate hotel bathrooms

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I hate hotel bathrooms. Have I made it clear exactly how much I hate hotel bathrooms?? Most of you are familiar with the "finger" incident. Well last night, I was hopping out of bed to turn off the light in the hotel bathroom and thwacked my fourth toe into the wall. I think I broke it. I hate hotel bathrooms. I must be getting old and starting to lose my youthful limberness and nimbleness. Is this what it’s like getting old and slowly losing control of your large motor skills?

posted by Damon @ 7:14 am |

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Ouch, Damon. I’m old and my motor skills aren’t THAT bad. I think you need to come home for a vacation. Yes indeed. Or else find a job with less traveling so you don’t have to deal with hotel bathrooms.

By Motheron 09.25.03 9:56 pm

Actually, it really is a ploy by me to get more time in the office by threatening to claim workman’s comp. ;)

By Damonon 09.26.03 7:08 am

Maybe if you were sober more often you wouldn’t meet with such unfortunate mishaps…

By Anonymouson 09.30.03 8:04 pm

Hrm…It seems I need a moderation system. ;)

By Damonon 10.01.03 9:56 pm

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