I hate hotel bathrooms

I hate hotel bathrooms. Have I made it clear exactly how much I hate hotel bathrooms?? Most of you are familiar with the "finger" incident. Well last night, I was hopping out of bed to turn off the light in the hotel bathroom and thwacked my fourth toe into the wall. I think I broke it. I hate hotel bathrooms. I must be getting old and starting to lose my youthful limberness and nimbleness. Is this what it’s like getting old and slowly losing control of your large motor skills?

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I hate hotel bathrooms

I hate hotel bathrooms. Have I made it clear exactly how much I hate hotel bathrooms?? Most of you are familiar with the "finger" incident. Well last night, I was hopping out of bed to turn off the light in the hotel bathroom and thwacked my fourth toe into the wall. I think I broke it. I hate hotel bathrooms. I must be getting old and starting to lose my youthful limberness and nimbleness. Is this what it’s like getting old and slowly losing control of your large motor skills?

Continue reading » · Written on: 09-23-03 · 4 Comments »

4 Responses to “I hate hotel bathrooms”

  1. EMHART wrote:

    So you going to take pictures of that too??

     September 23rd, 2003 at 11:03 am
  2. Damon wrote:

    Naw, dude, that’s nasty! I don’t want to take pictures of my feet…

     September 23rd, 2003 at 4:42 pm
  3. Anonymous wrote:

    Oh….not NEARLY as bad as your finger!

     September 24th, 2003 at 3:36 pm
  4. S wrote:

    Furthur evidence that you’re limiting your dating pool to medical students. Not that I mind terribly. :)

    September 24th, 2003 at 10:24 pm
  5. Anonymous wrote:

    And you need spell check on this thing. :)

    September 24th, 2003 at 10:26 pm
  6. Tommy wrote:

    Our Spider Man ain’t growing old,
    Just a bum rap he’s been sold.
    The man is workin’ him to the bone,
    Sayin’ you ain’t got no home!

    Live out of a hotel, he rings the bell;
    askin if he can stay a night,
    it’s like kryptonite!

    These hotel bathrooms are lame,
    this ain’t no game.
    We’re growin’ old,
    all he’s got in the fridge is mold.

    So leave me alone, I got a home.
    Don’t call me a slob, I just need a job!

     September 25th, 2003 at 12:28 am

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