Dew, Sweet Nectar of Life
Mountain Dew, sweet nectar of life, with the proper ratio of syrup to water.
The client has Dew on tap. I am pleased. I am on a caffeine/sugar buzz. I am going home tonight. I’ve had enough Dew.
Mountain Dew, sweet nectar of life, with the proper ratio of syrup to water.
The client has Dew on tap. I am pleased. I am on a caffeine/sugar buzz. I am going home tonight. I’ve had enough Dew.
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Most men anxiously anticipate the day they will share a beer with their son for the first time. With you it’ll be a great day in your life when you whisper to your 4 year old "Ok this is a landmark occasion, son…" in the garage on a hot summer day and in the background you hear the "ppphhssssshhhhttt" sound of a can cracking open as his little hands reach for it…
/son’s eyes widen
By Anonymouson 09.03.04 10:46 am
Who wrote that?? That is the best thing I have read in a long time. Somebody has missed their calling in life and really should be writing for commercials. What a great ad that would be for Mountain Dew.
By Motheron 09.03.04 8:32 pm
Me
Wait until the world sees what else I have up my sleeve…
By Anonymouson 09.05.04 12:46 pm
Up the sleeve, a miss playing bean bad toss!!
By Erikon 09.08.04 7:19 pm
Oh yes!
By Damonon 09.08.04 9:13 pm
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